Posted by
DestinyBender on Friday, March 27, 2009 4:13:15 PM
Press Spokesman Robert Gibbs (Family Guy) - "Fresh
off his Tonight Show appearance, the Bongo-Bongo room @ the Las Vegas
Hilton is proud to welcome President Barack Obama to an exclusive
week-long engagement. Next week President Obama
will be sitting in for Judge Judy while she's on vacation and later
this month, America's favorite President will make special Guest
Appearances on American Idol, Dancing with the Stars and NBA Basketball
on TNT where he'll go one-on-one with one of his biggest supporters
(Sir) Charles Barkley (fresh out of 3 days of incarceration ). During
this time, Michelle Obama will compete on ESPN's World's Strongest Man
Competition as well as WWF Smackdown, where she'll be teamed with
recently defeated Divas Champion Maryse. Presidential
Campaign Manager David Plouffe has emailed our on-line supporters with
Free WWE Mobile on AT&T codes to watch the First Lady kick some
Conservative butt! Rush - are you listening? Additionally, Mr. Obama has instructed me to be perfectly clear – he will continue to spend America into oblivion without interrupting his busy television schedule.
Enjoy the veal - I'll be here all week."