Press Spokesman Robert Gibbs (Family Guy) - "Fresh off his Tonight Show appearance, the Bongo-Bongo room @ the Las Vegas Hilton is proud to welcome President Barack Obama to an exclusive week-long engagement. Next week President Obama will be sitting in for Judge Judy while she's on vacation and later this month, America's favorite President will make special Guest Appearances on American Idol, Dancing with the Stars and NBA Basketball on TNT where he'll go one-on-one with one of his biggest supporters (Sir) Charles Barkley (fresh out of 3 days of incarceration ). During this time, Michelle Obama will compete on ESPN's World's Strongest Man Competition as well as WWF Smackdown, where she'll be teamed with recently defeated Divas Champion Maryse. Presidential Campaign Manager David Plouffe has emailed our on-line supporters with Free WWE Mobile on AT&T codes to watch the First Lady kick some Conservative butt! Rush - are you listening? Additionally, Mr. Obama has instructed me to be perfectly clear – he will continue to spend America into oblivion without interrupting his busy television schedule. 

Enjoy the veal - I'll be here all week."

Assuming that Liberal pundits and democrats really think that Rush Limbaugh wants Obama to fail, rather than his Socialistic/Protectionist/Neville Chamberlianesk policies, one must assume that (they) want their President to succeed.  Regardless of how much wealth Obama confiscates from tax-payers, how many workplaces are forced to unionize and how many dictators he breaks-bread with, to be considered a success, the Stock Market must stop melting-down on his watch.

It’s high time that liberals, democrats and big-time Media-types, who are cheerleading for Obama, start investing in America by buying equities.  Time to put your money where your mouth is, time to step up to the plate, time to put up or shut up.                                          I I know you’ve got the cash, after all, you spent a record amount getting your guy nominated and elected – so much, in fact, that Barack broke his promise to only use Federal Matching Funds.  You also spent an astronomical amount of money electing Tax & Spend democrats (all across America) and you continue to donate obscene amounts to; promote legislation to take away the secret ballot in the workplace, promote Gay Marriage and nationalize the Health Insurance industry, perpetuate the myth of man-made Global Warming and run self-congratulatory TV ads puffing–up the two Colorado Democrat Senators who simply voted to spend more taxpayer money – a real profile in courage. 

Even your President recently told Americans that now is a good time to buy stocks, so what are you waiting for?  Come on liberals, don’t tell me you’re all hat and no cattle, all talk and no action, all smoke and no fire.  Time to belly up to the bar, put your money in the market and prove you love this Country more than Rush Limbaugh.

President-elect Barack Obama took no position, but was “closely monitoring global events, including the situation in Gaza, there is one president at a time and we intend to respect that,” said his chief national security spokeswoman, Brooke Anderson, pictured here alongside the new official, Commander-Elect-In-Chief chair, from which Obama sees all, hears all and knows all, but won’t take a stand.  I too have been monitoring global events from the Barcalounger in my den.  Does that make me qualified to be leader of the Free World?   If so, then here are my Executive Orders:  With 1.3 Million Palestinians and only 40,000 Hamasniks in all of Gaza, they should be able to “take out their own garbage” instead of leaving Israel to clean up their Ha-mess.  If they can’t, or won’t sanitize their own neighborhood, then nobody should be surprised (or upset) that Israel is taking care of business.  For four years, Barack Oblah blah criticized, second-guessed and derided every decision and position of the Bush Administration on both domestic and international issues, but now, when his (alleged) support for Israel, could really help blunt international condemnation of operation Cast Lead and put additional pressure on Hamas to give up the ghost, he hides behind his “one president at a time” bullcrap.  How is it that Hamas is so skilled at sneaking Iranian Grad missiles into Gaza through clandestine tunnels, yet they don’t seem to be able to import food, medicine and common sense?  Israel’s’ military objective ,of splitting Gaza in half, appears to be a strategy that could succeed in isolating the Hamas leadership in Gaza City to the north from the Philadelphia Corridor/Route along the Gaza/Egyptian boarder where the illicit importation of weaponry has taken place.   Once Hamas is disarmed, or greatly diminished in offensive rocket capability, Israel will be able to keep them from rearming with a minimal force patrolling this non-urban buffer zone.   Beam me up, Scottie!  

The first time a White interviewer has the 'stones or stonettes' to ask Michelle Obama a tough follow-up question, she will blow up, go nuclear, cry Racism, lash out, lose her cool, reveal her true self, spit bullets, go ballistic, go bonkers, go off the deep end, over the top, over the edge, scream, yell, raise the roof, spout hate, cuss like a sailor, curse the White Man, blame the Jews, kill the messenger, kick the dog and screw the pooch! 

 

P.s. OBlahBlah claims he’s half-White….which parts would those be?

Unbeknownst to Mayor Hickenlooper (d) and everyone else in attendance, African-American singer Rene Martin combined the words of the Black National Anthem and the melody of the National Anthem at the 2008 Denver state of the city address.  Unlike an NHL Hockey game, where both the Canadian and American National Anthems are sung back-to-back, when teams from both countries are represented, nobody present insisted that the traditional National Anthem be sung before the official proceedings began.

 

Is this but one example of a new-found Black militancy that we should expect to see, now that The Dalai Bhama has ascended to National prominence?  Will increasing vocal demands for Slavery reparations be next, because Michelle Obama was born angry?  Have the broadcast preachings of Reverend Jeremiah Wrightmare enflamed, an entire generation, of African-Americans to get up in the White Man’s face?

 

Far from “bringing people together”, Barama’s candidacy appears to be radicalizing the public comportment and personal behavior of Black Americans against their White brothers.  It seems that Black Pride, in Barry’s presumptive nomination, has quickly turned into expectations of Black Payback, echoes of Black Power and is eerily reminiscent of the Gay Pride movement, which transmogrified into Militant Homosexuality, near-naked public parades and demands for same-sex marriage.

 

When Joe Lieberman was on the democrat ticket in 2000 did American Jews demand a kosher chicken in every pot?  Did Southerners try to change America the Beautiful to Dixie when Carter and Clinton ran for National Office?  And did Northeastern Liberals insist that Chowder be added to the official FDA food pyramid, just because John Kerry took a few months off from the Senate?

 

The only thing more extreme, than Blacks pushing to remake America in their own image (if Oblah-blah gets elected), will be the wrath they’ll rain down on this Country when he’s defeated!

 

 

All those who thought that George W. Bush would become irrelevant, after the mid-term elections of 2006, need look no further than the third major war funding bill he just signed - to see the error of their ways.  Three times, the President out-maneuvered and out-foxed the “cut-and-run Liberals” for $95 million in May, 2007, $70 million last Christmas and now another $162 million.  $327,000,000 AFTER losing control of both houses of Congress and the confidence of a majority of American citizens!

Furthermore, Bush beat back every effort to impose the democrats’ defeatist deadlines for early withdrawal and other micro-managing of the Military, designed to affect failure.

Best of all – America is now winning the ‘Heart & Minds’ of both Sunnis and Shiites, routing al Qaeda into the caves of Tora Bora and beating-back Iranian influence in Iraq.  

Against all odds, ignoring the polls, standing up to critics, detractors, political opponents, the Media and the enemies of Freedom and Democracy, George W. Bush has shown true leadership. 

President Won – Opponents None: Scoreboard!  

 

 

When the Rockies vs. Royals game ended early, I happened upon C-SPAN’s broadcast of the House Sub-Committee on Energy & Commerce where various expert panels were providing testimony regarding speculation in the Oil Futures Market.  Generally, this stuff is pretty dry, but given the recent political hyperbole and aspersions being cast about, I spent the next four hours watching. 

I was surprised to learn that most of the speculation in this market was actually being conducted by Public Pension Funds; Labor Unions, Teachers Unions, Public Employee Unions all desperately looking for windfall profits to subsidize their onerous fiscal obligations to retirees.  How ironic, the very special interest groups who contribute exclusively to elect democrats, now are revealed to be the ones who are profiting on the backs of the working poor, small businesspeople and consumers (women and children hit hardest) through questionable speculative trading.  

Congressman Jay Inslee (d –WA) asked representatives of the Trucking and Airline Industries why they now needed Congress to solve (their) problem (high fuel costs) with new government regulation of the Futures Market?  The answer is that Congressional Democrats have caused this problem by restricting the Oil Company’s exploration for more supply, through regulation.

When it comes to the high cost of oil & gas, democrats are squeezing both the supply and the price.  Meanwhile, they’re blaming Big Oil, Enron-like speculators and, of course, President Bush.   

Otterbama: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke my promise to abide by campaign spending limits or took a few liberties with the truth, about my close association with George Soros and MoveOn.Org -- I did. But you can't hold my campaign responsible for the behavior of a few angry, Blame-America-First, individual Leftists.  For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole democrat party? And if the whole democrat party is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our political institutions in general? I put it to you, Mr. McCain... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can say what you want about me, but I’m not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

In his most Current Screed published in the Rocky Mountain News, former musical entertainer turned partisan hate-monger, Garrison Keillor gushes ad nauseum his growing arousal for that “skinny young black guy” – Barack Obama (There’s a lot to catch your eye in Obama, 6/14/08).  Keillor concludes by saying, “that when Obama launches forth [against his political foes], he is throwing nothing but strikes.”

 

Strike One!  Obama kicks Pastor Wrightmare and his entire religious community of 20 years to the curb.

 

Strike Two!  Obama tosses out his just convicted political patron - Tony Rezko, his long-time political supporters, convicted Felons – Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn along with numerous anti-Semitic and anti-Israel foreign policy advisors.

 

Strike Three!  Obama forces out VP Search Committee Chairman, Jim Johnson who got $7,000,000 of special ‘Ear Marked’ loans.

 

For once I agree with Keillor, Obama has thrown strikes – but the only ones making it over the plate are ‘friendly-fire’ shots killing-off his own people and his own past.  The question is, by the time Election Day rolls around will ANYONE from Obama’s past still

be left on his team or will they have all struck out?

 

Recently, a small news item buried in my local paper reported that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited Iraq and was quoted as saying that she, “welcomed that country’s progress in passing a budget as well as oil legislation and a bill paving the way for the provincial elections in the Fall that are expected to more equitably redistribute power among local officials.”  Only three months earlier she told CNN, “The purpose of the surge was to create a secure time for the government of Iraq to make the political change to bring reconciliation to Iraq, they have not done that. The gains have not produced the desired effect, which is the reconciliation of Iraq. This is a failure. This is a failure.”
A year before the democrats’ “no political progress” argument was disproved, Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) proclaimed, “Now I believe myself . . . that this war is lost, and that the surge is not accomplishing anything.”  By Dec. ’07, Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.), one the top war critics, stunned fellow democrats with his statement that "the surge is working."  Murtha's view was backed by Rep. Norm Dicks (D-Wash.), who also said the surge worked after he returned from Iraq.
Before President Bush ordered the Surge, democrats uniformly proclaimed that Iraq had descended into civil war, yet Sunnis rejoined and Muqtada Al-Sadr’s Shiites have remained in the Government and Al Qaeda in Iraq had all but been defeated.  When it became apparent that the Al Qaeda and Iranian-inspired and supported civil war didn’t succeed, democrats tried to diminish the stature of Iraq’s leadership by claiming that (it) would not commit the Army against Sadr’s militia.  After Sadr’s thugs were routed in Basra by the predominantly Shiite Iraqi Army, democrats have now moved the ‘goal posts of progress’ once again.
Today, the standard democrat line is that Iran has been strengthened because America took out Saddam.  In the defeatist world of liberals, Iran developing nuclear weapons and fomenting revolution in Iraq is our fault, if only we’d left Saddam in power he’d have checked Iran’s desire to inflict fundamental Islam throughout the Middle East and destroy Israel.  Iran held Americans for 444 days during the Carter Administration, has funded and supplied weapons to Hamas and Hezbollah for decades and began developing nuclear weapons and rocket delivery technology many years before the U.S. removed Iraq’s dictator.
Every democrat argument against the Bush policy in Iraq has turned out to be a ‘red herring’.  Every time the facts-on-the-ground prove them wrong, they simply move ‘the goal posts of accomplishment’.  The truth is, that democrats don’t want to recognize any progress in Iraq, don’t want to get serious about containing Islamic Fundamentalism out of Iran and they don’t really care about the American troops or Iraqi civilians killed or wounded, except to exploit them for political purposes.    

 

After three days of glowing 'All Obama, All The Time' coverage by the Rocky Mountain News (RMN), I wasn't the least bit surprised that the Rocky didn't report a single word about the conviction of Tony Rezko.   Found guilty on 16 counts of Fraud and Influence Peddling, this Southside Chicago developer and political operative, was instrumental in the financing of Barack Obama's rise to power.  Additionally, Rezko made a sweetheart land deal with Obama to help him purchase his modest $1.8 million home. 
Today's NYTimes quoted Obama saying, “This isn’t the Tony Rezko I knew.”   Obama said much the same things about Rev. Jeremiah Wright and Father Pfleger after they demeaned White People and damned America.  On his way to the democrat nomination, Obama has also thrown his old friends and convicted 60's bomb-throwers, Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn, under the proverbial bus while demanding that the Media give his wife a 'free pass' whenever she opens her mouth and blames-American-first.  By the time democrats invade Denver this Summer, will there be ANY former friends, family or supporters of Obama left standing?
Maybe the RMN will be inclined to report on Rezko's sentencing in September, provided that he doesn't plead out before then and implicate Obama directly in more unsavory political conduct.

Well, I think we finally figured out what the “Change” is that Obama promises; he’s changing pastors, changing churches, changing friends and changing his tune.  Everyday brings another “change” for the Dalai Bhama.  He’ll immediately negotiate with America’s sworn enemies, without preconditions – oops, scratch that, now he’s gonna do a little planning and wait a year or so –  is that the “change” he’s talking about?  He’s gonna “change” the tone in Washington, except when it comes to talking about Bush, Cheney, Halliburton, Conservatives and anything else Republican. 

Obama has 86-ed his spiritual advisor, his new pastor, his congregation, a couple-three anti-Israeli political advisors, Tony Rezco, Bill Ayers, his White racist grandmother and anyone not eating arugula, living on a college campus or in ‘da hood’. 

The real question is – which of his old friends and supporters has he not had to disavow and when did his wife stop beating him?

 

P.s. Obama bowls like a girl and when he plays basketball – he’s a selfish ball-hog!  

 

P.s.s. Now he’s free to join a new mosque, but he’ll have to lose that Men In Black suit thing and bring back that Somali turban thingy!

I’m 55 years old and until last month, I’d never had a racist thought pass between my ears or over my lips.  But now, after a few weeks of Rev. Jeremiah Wright hating on the White Man, Barack Obama's shuck ‘in and jiv’in under the TV spotlights and Black journalists, ministers and campaign supporters defending the indefensible – I’m fast becoming a real US-American racist!

When the Primary Season began, Race was not a campaign issue.  Obama didn’t want to be known as the ‘Black Candidate’, none of the Republican nominees wanted to make race an issue and, even when Oprah endorsed Obama, the issue was her dissing the first woman to run for president rather than promoting a man simply because he was black.

What offends me the most is the smug elitism that both Barack and Rev. Wright exude.  It’s this air of superiority about Black Liberation Theology, that is even more offensive than their ‘blame America first’ and Hamas = victims, Israel = terrorists drivel, that is turning me against my fellow African Americans.

Now Rev. Wright says; that when E.F. Farrakhan speaks all blacks listen, that Minister Farrakhan didn’t call Judaism a “gutter religion” rather that Zionism was in the gutter (only trouble is that Zionism is not a religion) and that Obama’s just another politician and come Nov. 5^th he’ll still be a pastor (I thought Obama said Wright had retired and that if he hadn’t, Obama would’ve left the church).

Obama claims he’s the one to unite all Americans, but he can’t even get his angry Black “uncle” to halt his hating.  Obama claims he possesses superior judgment to that of the Commander In Chief, the majority of Congress and the Joint Chiefs of Staff, but he didn’t have the good sense to 86 Jeremiah, William Ayers or Tony Rezko.  He’s content to cede Iraq to Al Qaeda, to put Israel in the sites of a nuclear Iran and to invalidate free trade agreements throughout the Americas.

When John McCain defeats Obama in November, I’m worried that the Rev. Wrights of the world will blame his loss on racism and do everything they can to set back race relations 50 years.  If the DNC super delegates select Hillary in Denver, these Race Hustlers will set of race riots in every major city in America and if Hillary Clinton should be elected president don’t expect ‘America’s first Black President’ Bill Clinton to bridge the racial divide that Obama’s candidacy has resurrected.

At least Obama’s Return to Racism candidacy has knocked Michael Vick, O.J. Simpson and illegal immigration off the front pages, so maybe, as the Barack & Michele show fades from the national spotlight, my newfound racism will fade away as well.................I hope so.

Despite his recent statements in support of Israel, I fear that, when push comes to shove, Barack Obama will ‘turn a blind eye’ toward the fate of the Jewish State.  Obama will allow America’s historical ally to ‘twist in the wind’ not because his middle name is Hussein, not because his Illinois church published  anti-Semitic rants by Nation of Islam founder Louis Farrakhan and not because he told 60 Minutes that, as President  he would negotiate unconditionally with Syria and Iran.  Barack Obama will acquiesce into abandoning Israel, because Iran and Syria will demand he do so, in exchange for Ahmadinejad and Assad agreeing to stay out of Iraq, in the aftermath of Obama’s immediate and unilateral withdrawal from Mesopotamia.

Regardless of what else might ‘change’ during his administration, Obama will be considered a total disaster if after his precipitous departure from Iraq; Iran, Syria and Al Qaeda overrun that country, execute all who fought for their freedom and turn that oil rich land into a launching pad for Islamic Fundamentalism and international terrorism.

In order to satisfy his ‘cut & run’ supporters but not ‘snatch defeat from the jaws of victory’, I’m afraid Obama would cut such a deal with Israel’s sworn enemies.  He’s already on record supporting the relaxation of restrictions on direct aid to the Palestinians, despite their election of Hamas, and has said that, "nobody is suffering more than the Palestinian people".  Obama voted against a Senate resolution urging the Bush administration to label the Iranian Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization.  He opposed that measure because he feared it might give the President the authority to use military action against a nuclear Iran.  Does anyone really think that an Obama Administration would actually stop Iran’s 25 year march toward securing nuclear weapons?   

After fleeing Iraq, Obama’s other great international priority is “making America respected around the world again”.  Considering the dozens and dozens of anti-Israel resolutions passed by the United Nations, Barack could find a lot of friends among the despots and dictators of the world by simply ignoring Israel.  Obama mistakes ‘respect’ for ‘appeasement’ in a headlong rush to his ‘can‘t we all just get along’ world.  Despite his lack of experience and Pollyannaish naiveté, America might survive Obama’s kumbaya presidency, but it could come at the expense of Israel’s existence.  

In his 12/30/07 Denver Post editorial, Still in harm’s way, U.S. Rep. Mark Udall (D) hopes “we will begin the process of turning over to the Iraqi people the political and military responsibility for their country”.  The truth is that political control was handed over on June 28, 2004, by the Coalition Provision Authority’s Paul Bremer to Iyad Allawi, Iraq’s first prime minister.  Subsequently, over eight million Iraqis voted in national elections, an Iraqi constitution was ratified and local provincial councils began governing as well.  As of Sept. 10, 2007, when Gen. David Patreaus testified before Congress, over 140 battalions of Iraqi Army and police were capable of leading military operations and new recruits were coming forward in record numbers.  Additionally, British troops handed over control of Basra to the Iraqi Army, in February of 2007 and reported levels of violence have dropped precipiticly.  Clearly, Iraqis began taking political and military responsibility for their country a long time ago and Rep. Udall should be well aware of these facts.

Along with other Colorado Democrat politicians; Cong. Ed Perlmutter and Gov. Bill

Ritter, Mark Udall now acknowledges the success of the ‘surge’ ordered by President Bush.  Udall qualifies his support by claiming that our defeating Al Qaeda in Iraq has “deepened Iraqi dependence on U.S. Troops”.  Despite evidence to the contrary, Rep. Udall makes this sensational accusation without presenting any supporting documentation or testimony.

Additionally, Udall bemoans that “our army is not large enough to sustain current troop levels in Iraq” and that “the security situation in Afghanistan has gotten worse”, but he neglects to advocate increasing the size of our active military or to mention the significant role and responsibility of NATO forces in combating the Taliban.

Udall writes “the greatest gift Congress can give our soldiers next year is sure knowledge that a grateful nation will soon welcome them home.”  Congressman Udall, how about Congress giving; our soldiers the funding needed to win, and the Iraqis the support and patience to resolve their historical differences?